You may have seen articles about 5G conspiracy theorists buying special cases to protect their routers from 5G… and then being outraged that their routers don’t work.
(The first article I saw on the topic.)
I’ll admit it.
I’m awful.
I laughed.
And then I promptly sent an email to my family with the joke… and the fact that I actually do want a Faraday cage for my End of the World paranoia.
This, unironically.
I am TERRIFIED of losing my novels and digitally stored artwork. I have them backed up on flash drives, in the cloud, in hard drives in a Faraday tin… the works. But I still worry that I’ll lose them!
I mean, lose your first two novels to a magnet on a floppy disc once and you never quite recover.
So, Christmas rolls around, and I had THE BEST present from my parents.
First, the note:

I was laughing before I even opened the box.

And the first peek – they’re slippery and very, very shiny:

Sooooooo shiny!

There’s three of them, they’re big enough to easily fit my laptop, and they’re a good brand.

We thought you’d like it. Protect your stuff!! especially your novels that you’ve written!
Right?!? I can’t lose my novels!